We have collected some of the most frequent kitchen nightmare themes and compiled them into a list, for your viewing pleasure. Hopefully they will serve as useful information to help you avoid kitchen disasters.
1. “I installed my kitchen cabinets, after putting in my marble countertops. A row of cabinets accidentally fell on the marble, the countertop was badly broken!”
2. “I had a big New Years party, I felt lazy and didn’t want to clean up. I left open wine glasses and bottles on the white marble counter overnight; I thought it was stain proof.”
3. “My husband was on an extended business trip and I decided to surprise him by replacing our outdated cabinets. In the demolition process, my contractor came across a hidden stash of videos, which changed my whole perspective on my husband.”
4. “We were installing a center island in our kitchen, until a weak floor structure and studs decided the basement would be a better place.”
5. “I bought what I thought were Absolute Black granite countertops until a few weeks later, I noticed black paint on my hands after leaning on the countertop.”
6. “We paid our contractor 50% upfront for our new kitchen makeover, and after showing up for the first week, we never saw him again.”
7. “We decided to have my daughter’s wedding reception at our house, and as soon as I put the huge wedding cake (which took two days to prepare) on the kitchen table, the chandelier fell directly onto the center. There was cake everywhere, it was completely ruined. “
8. “I love large windows and have always wanted one in my kitchen. We installed one last year that covers most of our kitchen wall and overlooks our neighbor’s pretty garden. We spend most of our time in the kitchen. cooks and is very cute, especially in the morning when many kinds of birds gather and frolic. But my dream turned into a nightmare recently when our neighbor, who is in his sixties, single and morbidly obese, decided to put on a big Jacuzzi in Last month, he started hosting hot tub parties, which now seem to happen every weekend. Around the same time, I started having really bad nightmares, which haven’t stopped. “
9. “We decided to paint the walls in our kitchen this year, and we hired our nanny’s brother, who is very skilled and an excellent painter. Unfortunately, he also supplements his income with walking dogs in the neighborhood, which he decided to do while in our neighborhood. project. Somehow, no less than four dogs escaped their clutches and decided to take a full tour of our great house. Salmon-colored dog tracks covered every corner of our house for the next few days. “
10. “When it came to ordering our floors, I went for wood and asked our contractor, an immigrant with a heavy accent, to find wood flooring options for us.” The next day we have 400 square feet of wool rugs stacked outside our kitchen. He thought we said “wool”.
